Personal Beliefs: you’re doing it right.
this is so awesome
so much yes
Omg
100 Completely Accurate World Accents
cANADA
CHILE HAHAHAHHA
OMFGNJL;FSGNMKLS;FDGMKL;DS
SCREAMS
*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*
HEY ESE
I BROKE INTO YOUR CARWhen I read Completely Accurate, I KNEW I WAS IN FOR A RIDE LMAO
ugh he’s trying way too hard
the only one i actually laughed at was north korea
Rebloging for the fact that this is hilarious.
usa and turkey slayed me good
from As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence
I am eight but I will soon benign
does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
"I think people are often quite unaware of their inner selves, their other selves, their imaginative selves, the selves that aren’t on show in the world. It’s something you grow out of from childhood onwards, losing possession of yourself, really. I think literature is one of the best ways back into that. You are hypnotized as soon as you get into a book that particularly works for you, whether it’s fiction or a poem. You find that your defenses drop, and as soon as that happens, an imaginative reality can take over because you are no longer censoring your own perceptions, your own awareness of the world."
Jeanette Winterson, The Art of Fiction No. 150 (via bookmania)
SO FUCKING KAWAII.
#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
when your song comes on in the club …
black people :
white people :
